THE fugly friend.

•March 19, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Now, everyone knows they exist, and for both sexes at that.

It’s just not so much fun when all hints point to that fugly friend being you!

Oh it has been a whirlwind month of parties and pumps, and in my never ending search for mr will do, the amount of times I’ve been overlooked by the dirty big spunk for the mate – I don’t even have fingers! Now, it’s still easier to call myself the fugly friend then miss no personality.

So in the spirit of personality disfunctions and the likes, I’m staying in and enjoying a bottle of wine with one person that doesn’t mind my company, me.

Here’s to the fugly friends world wide.

mixed signals?

•January 23, 2007 • Leave a Comment

In recent days I noticed that I was thinking a fair amount about a friend I hadn’t spoken to for some time.

I took this a sign to call him.

I called, a female answered, I promptly hung up.

Took this as another sign, this time, not to believe the first.

The following day while walking the dog, I noticed a kid had written his name in the cement footpath. Every couple of meters for the length of the path all I saw was his name. Freak coincidence that his name is popping up all over the place? I think not!

If it wasn’t a sign to try call him again, then nothing ever would be.

So I called, again.

A girl answered. She was much too chirpy and knew my name. I asked her name, and she confirmed it was the same girl he told me about last we spoke. All other types of insane thoughts were running through my head as I tried to decipher what she was saying through her giggle infused chirpiness. Damnit, all I wanted to do was talk to my friend, could she gather herself for one minute freaking minute?

I finally asked if I could speak to him.

Then the giggles broke out into a laughing fit complete with snorts. My patience wore thin. As the sobs of joy at my obvious discomfort wavered, I enquired;

Isn’t this his number?

More laughter  followed by incoherant words.

Turns out it was her number. Either way, I didn’t find it that funny.

Until she calmed down and explained that I had called the wrong number. I had infact, called one of my female friends. What’s worse and all the more bizzare is that my friend and the girl I thought I was talking to, have the same name. I cut it short and got the right number. Third times a charm right?

I called him, for the final attempt at following the signs.

Phone was switched off.

Suppose they weren’t those kind of signs after all.

Some things a gals got to just accept, signs or no signs.

irony

•January 21, 2007 • 1 Comment

I did get the ball rolling you know, I actually started a travel post, Hong Kong it was. But, you know, IE had a hissy fit and needed to shut it self down before it completely caused the computer to self destruct.

 It even had linky things with pretty photos and stuff.

 Oh well. Now I’ve lost the mojo for something that requires any brain input.

 Such is life.

patrioticnessess…

•January 18, 2007 • Leave a Comment

I was thinking of another word, but didn’t even know where to start spelling it. Hey! English is after all, my second language. Although that can hardly be used as an excuse some 19 years on.

I was born in the land of Euro. For some reason, the parentals thought it a great idea to travel to the other side of the planet to the land of Down Under. They knew not the impact that this would have on our family, least of all me.

I’ve just [by just, it's been a month now] returned from an extended holiday in the land of Euro. This was not my first, nor will it be my last, I have this thing about moving around and seeing things with my own eyes. I digress, for the past month there is one thing that stands out above all others. My love of this land. These people. This life.

Whenever someone mentions the Land Down Under, I feel my chest swelling with pride, my eyes watering and this massive grin taking over my face.

Strange.

I also tend to get just as excited [perhaps enough to let a little pee escape] when I come across netters who have been to this land. Plan on coming here. Or just generally have an opinion on this place.

I don’t know what it is.

Thant being said, I will never ever like Lleyton Hewitt and Fosters. I don’t care what the rest of the world thinks.

the obligatory introductions.

•January 18, 2007 • 1 Comment

i’m dani, i live down under and adore cakes of all varieties and sizes. i aslo enjoy the odd spot of travel and random sport like activities, these may or may not be actually classified as sports or even remotely resemble a sport so spare me, because on my planet, i am queen, and if i say man watching is a sport, then it’s a sport!

so, what brings a person(?) like you to a place like this?